Death Warrant has been doing the rounds on HBO lately. And for reasons unbeknownst to me, I can't help feel a pleasant glow whenever I find it on television. I experience this numb sensation where all my worries just wash off me. I can let the TV remote slip out of my hand because I've found what I was looking for. Normally, intense meditation is required to reach this mental state. But, I attained it by watching Death Warrant. I reckon this is what prozac feels like.
Death Warrant released in the year 1990, but it has all the makings of a classic 80s action B-movie. In fact, I was surprised not to see it mentioned on the Ruthless Reviews website. The trailer gives a good feeling of what the movie is like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vPgSMhItZk - I like my popcorn with lots of cheese.
I must also note that I love how the film poster has no connection with the movie. It's just Van Damme randomly striking an aggressive stance against a white light. You can add any film title from his filmography and it would just make as much sense.
The movie is basically about a guy being sent to prison. But you don't have to worry about the guy being subjected to abuse, humiliation or rape. Why? Because that guy is Van-fucking-Damme. This is what endeared me to the movie. In Shawshank Redemption, the protagonist is subjected to all those unfortunate things. But in this movie, you can be rest easy knowing that Van Damme will flip kick his way out of every troublesome situation.
Both movies share similar characters and elements too. They've both got the: the friendly old black guy, the sadistic prison guard, the transvestite club among other things.
Death Warrant employs an unusual tendency to use jump cuts. In the beginning, the district attorney's office tries to convince Van Damme to go undercover in prison to find out why inmates were mysteriously dying there. So being the bad ass that he is, he dashes their hopes by telling them, "I'll let you know". But in the very next scene, he lands up in jail dressed in prison overalls. I was expecting to see the character carry out some preparation before his descent. But, I guess Van Damme needs no preparation.
In the movie Office Space one of the characters espoused some wisdom about surviving prisons that I recollect here. He said, "The trick is kick someone's ass the first day or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be okay." And Van Damme certainly kicks ass on the first day when he saves the friendly old black guy from being shivved. On a side thought, what's the deal with having friendly old black guys anyway? Thanks to these movies, if I ever landed up in prison, I would instinctively go and be friends with the black guy. And in Indian prisons I would probably find a Nigerian smuggler or drug carrier. Do I really have to be friends with that guy?
"Hi there friendly black guy"
Two other characters I found interesting besides Van Damme is the Priest and the Whiz kid. Priest is the lord of the prison underworld. He's so well connected that he even has access to hormonal pills for his transvestite mistresses. But otherwise he's got a cordless phone. Imagine that - A cordless phone! The other character worth mentioning is Van Damme's hacker friend. The whiz kid hacks into prison records for Van Damme after being contacted by Van Damme's lady friend. But besides this, we also see his fumbling fingers reach for her. He gets rebuffed even after delivering his ace pickup line, "So, do you want to go inside and watch Star Trek?" Now Death Warrant maybe a cheesy 80s action movie, but it can still take the piss out of nerds.
"I can be friends with the black guy, but not the Mexican"
This being an 80s action movie, there are plenty of fights. Van Damme does well with the Afro-Americans, but not so much the Hispanic crowd. You can't win em all I guess. Every time they spot him, they ferociously bark at him with threatening words such as "Puto" "Vato" and "Ese". In the fight scenes, Van Damme and his opponents deliver a lot of fancy flying kicks. But in every move, they leave themselves vulnerable to attack for a good amount of time. So by the time they execute the maneuver, they would've already knocked down midway. If I can spot something like this, the martial arts crowd whom this film is made for must have thrown their hands up in frustration over this.
"Prison life can be a riot"
The movie does boast of some talents that do very well in Hollywood today. With a movie like Death Warrant, you'd think that the makers of the movie slipped into obscurity and died lonely deaths. But, no! The director went on to direct episodes of prime time TV shows such as Lost, CSI and House M.D. The writer of the movie went even further and wrote the scripts of Batman Begins and The Dark Knight.
In many ways the year of this film marked the end of an era. The 90s made Death Warrant look like a dinosaur gasping for breath. It's time had come to an end. And all it could do is sleep the sweet slumber of doom.
P.S: To end this on an optimistic note, Van Damme starred in yet another prison movie In Hell (2003).